I caught up with the Dos Equis “Most Interesting Man in the World” and Kenny Powers of East Bound and Down and captured an exclusive conversation they had together. It went something like this.
: “I have won the same lifetime achievement award, twice.”
: “When my ass was 19 years old, I changed the face of professional baseball. I was handed the keys to the kingdom, multi-million dollar deals, endorsements. Everyone wanted a piece of my shit. Just a man with a mind for victory and an arm like a fucking cannon.” But sometimes when you bring the thunder, you get lost in the storm.”
: “Im the most interesting man in the world”
: “I’m the man who has the ball. I’m the man who can throw it faster than fuck. So that is why i am better than everyone in the world. Kiss my ass and suck my dick… everyone.”
: “If I were to punch you in the face you would have to fight off the strong desire to thank me”
: “If you wanna fight, you do it on your own time. In a parking lot somewhere. Not in a school surrounded by books”